Saturday Morning Vzhutoons

Monday is, as we all know, is the feast day of St. Patrick (Padriac in Irish), the patron saint of Ireland.

Here's an authentic Irish toast:

Toaster: Here's to the Council of Trent!

 

All: Here's to the Council of Trent!

Toaster: For putting the ban on the meat . . . !

All: For putting the ban on the meat . . .!

Toaster: . . . and not on the drink!

All: . . . and not on the drink!

All imbibe.

 

And now on with the show!