Meanwhile at the Vrzhu Research Bureau, people write to us and say:
Dear Vrzhu Research Bureau,
Is there a surfeit of poetry?
Concerned and Unpublished
To which we (the VRB) reply:
Dear C & U,
As long as you haven't been published, there's no surfeit of poetry!
And the Vrzhu Research Bureau wants to help!
We're currently floating a bold new concept in poetry improvement to see who salutes it. So for readers of our Bullets of Love blog, here's an exclusive sneak peek at one of our future infotainment releases:
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But the poetry game goes much deeper than that. Anyone can look up terza rima on the internet, but nothing will prompt an immediate crash and burn faster than being the fifth guy to say “If the dull substance of my flesh were thought…”
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Now It's Your Turn. A Beautiful Poem is Out There Waiting For You
Let me talk about how I can help YOU start to write poems the same way as in our reviews and field reports.
First, realize that most of these success stories represent exceptional results, and although I can teach you all of the proprietary theInspiration concepts and demonstrate proper execution in real life, it is still up to you the client to pay attention and review what you have learned.
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At the moment, we’re designing a Poetic Evaluation—a sophisticated program designed (along with the help of an amazing programmer I know) to assess your current skill level, general behavior patterns and capacity for success.
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